| Funny SMS |
| Funny Mobile SMS - Page 1 |
- Postman
Use Pyar Karke meri kismat jaag gayi,
Use Pyar Karke meri kismat jaag gayi,
Maine Use Itne Love-Letter post kiye ki,
Wo Postman k Saath Bhaag Gayi
- 6 Years
Q.HOW WOMEN CALL THEIR HUSBAND IN 1ST 6 YEARS?
- A. YR1. JANU, YR2. O G, YR3.SUNTE HO, YR4.O BUNTY K PAPA, YR5. KAHAN MAR GAYE, YR6. AATE HO K MAIN AAOON
- Sali and Wife
Q.WHAT IS DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SALI & WIFE?
- A. SALI IS BEAUTY. WIFE IS DUTY. SALI IS PANSION. WIFE IS TENSION. SALI IS YUMY. WIFE IS VEHMY. SALI IS TUTY. WIFE IS QISMAT PHOOTY. SALI IS COOL. WIFE IS FOOL. SALI IS FRESH CAKE. WIFE IS EARTH QUAKE. DONT MIND
- Miss Call
miss Call 1 masti hy
ye SMS se sasti hy
neend ko bhaghati hy
demagh ko pakati hy
or ap ko hamari yaad dilati hy
- Hari Mirch
Honton say jo yujhay chu lya hai is ka ehsaas ab tak ha
Ankhain naam hain or sansomein agg ab tak hai
pata hai kyu?
hari mirch khao gay to aisa hi ho ga
- Kharchay
Ishq k charche bahut hain, husn ke parche bahut hain,hum ne bhi dekh liya ishq karke, par kambakht ishq mein kharche bahut hain
- Ahista
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OH AHISTA BOLO.......
YAHAN TAK AAWAZ AA RAHI HAI
- Ghanti
Tere Dar pe, Arz kiya hian ki
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey.
- Mama
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain
- Chatri
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi,
Ab raha nahin jata,
Chatri Lauta de Bhai
- Pagal
Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call kijiyega, MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega, BEVAKUF ho to call kijiyega....Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega...
- Dettol
Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch nahe laagate nahi
- Goli
Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha - DHISHKYOUN
- SMS Bhejo
SMS
BHEJO
WARNA
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C__J YE DEKHA? HAI NA?
PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE MEIN?
- Miaabuuuuu
Vo Reshmi baalo vali,
Bhuri aankho vali,
Komal hatho or Narm pero vali,
Matakti hui Andhere me tumare paas aayegi or dhire se bolegi.....
Guess.......?
MIAAVVUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...........
- Aagay Chal
Zindagi mein tum bohat aage jaaoo
kyonkay jahan bhi tum jaooge
sab kahain ge chal be chal aagay chal.
- Doctor
Chintoo: (Doctor Se), Mein Jab Baat Karta Huun To Muje Sirf Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.
Docter: Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?
Chintoo: Phone Karte Waqt.
- War
English Man: - Humare America mein War ho gaya hai
Mohit: - Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai
English Man: - wo kaise?
Mohit: - Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar.....!!!
- Paagal
Husband: ager tum mari gain to main pagal ho jaonga
wife: dosri shadi to nahen karo gey?
husband:pagal ka kia bharosa vohto kuch bhi kar sakta he
- ADVERTISEMENT
Ganguly’s Son: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare jaa rahe hain Hain?
Ganguly’s Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai!
- Gabbar
Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do
- Ravan
Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
- Ek yug tha
Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN
- Car
Rabba dukh na devin yaar mere nu, saanu chahe dukhan da pahaar de de,
Phire nawe HERO JET cycle utte yaar mera, saanu bhaven purani Mercedes car de de
- Nokia
Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal
- Bijli ka Bill
Agar tumari zindgi andairy main doobi hui hai
to mayoos mut hona aur Khuda se roshni ki dua mango
agar phir bi andaira door nahi hota to kanjoosi mut karo
aur apna bijli ka bill ja kar jamma karwa aao.
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